Up on the catwalk

Hello, boys and girls! We do have female participants in our forum and blog, besides our beloved Musas.

I am very happy, because it seems that months of trying to convince the girls to participate in our forum have finally paid off!

Now it looks like there’s a fierce competition between all Musas to see who draws the most attention. I never thought I would get to see this, but all the girls are suddenly interested and excited about participating in the forum, and are willing to fight to the death for a single like! All of” the sudden, the forum has become a hip social network, at least amongst the Musas!  They know they can market themselves with a couple of sexy selfies here and there. The Musas are asking me how to get into the forum, and how to upload pictures. That’s what we wanted to accomplish! A win-win-win situation! Even I enjoy the sexy pictures some of the girls such as Ingrid, Carolina and Bambi post.

We have two new very hot girls: Samantha and Perla. Both girls are VERY, VERY hot. Perla does Greek, and all the extra services. Both have instant hard on-bodies. They are the cherry to the big, fat, delicious cake the Musas agency needed. With them, I can say for the thousandth time that we have the BEST lineup in all Tijuana, and quite probably, San Diego. I have not checked the scene there, but I am sure any Musa will give a SD escort a run for her money, both in looks and service. I know that I always say we have the best lineup ever, but I can count at least 30 VERY talented girls at this moment, starting with Arabella. No other agency has a girl like her, no matter how much how they brag about looks and service. Today I received an email from a customer who thanked us for the best experience he ever had in his life, after seeing her. I am already used to receiving emails like that, from Arabella’s customers. You have nothing to thank us for. Thank Arabella, who probably is the BEST escort in all of Tijuana. She loves what she does. Remember, when I introduced her, I told you she was the equivalent to Messi or Cristiano Ronaldo in the escort scene? Well, she is that, and then some more.

Then we have Tokio, Angie, Melissa, Michelle and Ashley, who have ALWAYS received positive reviews. And right beside them, newcomers Bambi, Carolina, Ingrid, Tiffany, Sasha (formerly Veronica) and Roxanna. Lisbeth is well known for her great service and her amazing masseuse skills. Adilene for her outstanding oral service. Some users complain that she finishes them off with oral, but sorry, guys, you have an hour to pop as many times as you can, not our fault you have only one bullet loaded in your guns! All the girls will stay 60 minutes if you don’t tell them otherwise.

The rest of the Musas are awesome too! Alanis, Kitty, Andrea, Sherlyn, Africa, Myrna, Amber, Mindy and the rest of the girls are fine examples of what I say.

We have been around for a relatively long time, and revolutionized several aspects of the escort scene. Several copycats have clinged to our business model without success. All I can say is that if we weren’t here, they wouldn’t exist. If you want the real deal come to us!

On a different matter, we want to inform you that the water outage is finally off, as of this Saturday. We didn’t notice any dramatic changes this week. We weren’t affected by this. However, water outages are something we should start to get used to. Don’t think that because most of you guys live in sunny California you won’t hear of this issue. Don’t believe me? Google this: “Cape town water shortage” Water is a very valuable, precious resource, which is scarcer every day. I sincerely hope I don’t live to see the day when water becomes a more valuable resource than oil. But hey, in the meantime, Carpe Diem! I am“ really happy I don’t have any kids.

Enough with the negativity! President Trump seems to be on good terms with elected president Andres Manuel Lope Obrador (that’s a long name, I know). Our government will be a left wing one, Mexican style. Personally, I don’t have much hopes for what they can do, and I will be more than happy if we don’t become another Venezuela. Good thing the Mexican people are more resilient than any entities that pretend to govern them. We are ready to stand for whatever is thrown to us. Viva Mexico!

Back to the forum subject:

I beg you to please read the forum rules. I’ve had to lock several topics. I hate to do that, honestly, but it’s not hard to see when a topic is about to become a shit show. C’mon guys, I know you are better than that! I hate to censor posts, send warnings and ban users! Please stick to the forum rules You know what I’m talking about.

I highly recommend you to watch “Kidding” (a television series on Showtime), with Jim Carrey. It’s about the tormented life of some sort of “Mister Rogers” actor, who happens to be a real nice person, but whose greedy father makes his life unbearable. It’s real funny and sad at times. Jim Carrey’s acting is impeccable. Not hard to believe something like that could happen in real life.

Finally, here’s some tips for booking in case you are a newbie to the Tijuana escort scene:

  1. Don’t be afraid to register and ask any questions you may have in our forum. I have discovered we have plenty of knowledgeable members who are more than willing to guide you through the escort scene in Tijuana. Don’t be afraid to ask anything you want.
  2. Don’t hesitate to send me an email. I can also guide you through the process of recommending and booking a hotel (depending on your needs), choosing an escort, crossing the border and taking a cab back to the border.
  3. Specify your preferences, give me at least 3 options of girls who catch your eye. Be as much specific as possible. Also, tell me about the day, time and place when you want to meet your date.
  4. Drop me an email when you are about to cross the border.
  5. Be on time. Otherwise we won’t be able to guarantee your date.
  6. Please send the hotel room number with as much anticipation as possible. Keep in mind some hotels have lousy Wi-Fi signal. Try to send us the room number when you are close to the reception booth where the signal is strongest, and BEFORE you enter your room, where the signal is weakest.
  7. Take a shower and relax. Your date will arrive 30 to 40 minutes after we have received the room number. Make sure we acknowledge receiving the room number.
  8. Enjoy!

My posts are not as flamboyant as Victor’s so I won’t include any pictures or gossip. That doesn’t mean I don’t have any. I simply don’t feel like sharing today!

That being said, I bid you adieu!!!

Until next time!

David

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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