I only came around to ride you like a rental

Alright boys, still have to do some work for a ton of people, we added some mini sections, now we have a FAQ section, and people are still asking.

Do they go Cascadas?

What is the rate?

How does this work?

What is the website?…. (Really, OMG REALLY, WHATS THE WEBSITE?)

How can I find a girlfriend?


You are the reason the ladies say Sugar ATMs are their boyfriends, and they believe them


Someone had the idea of asking the ladies about their best experiences with a nice client, you know, there are many bad elements out there as clients, we had to let them go as we had to let go some of the bad Musas, but it is fair to let everyone know when someone is good. Unfortunately, we will do it anonymous, if you recognize the date and it was you just let the rest of the forum know.

Yes, Nikita is back, she can only be booked the same day, why? Well I don’t know, I don’t control their lives, maybe you think we should be god for the agency and we will accept your tributes, but we can’t control the insatiable party hunger of Nikita, so she doesn’t know what days she won’t be hungover, what days she will wake up early or what day she will be uncommunicated because she lost her phone. When will she leave? Don’t know, only alcohol will decide.

I know you all want Helena too, but believe it, you are not getting any luck at 10 am or 11 am, another girl you must try luck on the same day you want to come, the first message takes the lead to be the first one getting to know her hours,  but if someone is faster than you after she confirms her hours you gonna miss her.

Zinahi has the other side of the problem, you all want her at night and she can’t, she can early and afternoon. BTW she just finished college, another graduated Musa and happy for the accomplishment, she passed her last test in front of three committee members.

Amelie is full for now, no openings.

Surgeries are the last trending topic here now, all want to, only a few can and it’s because its pricey, Musas don’t save money, they want the latest iPhone, a $500 purse and going to clubs and buy a Moet bottle for more than double the price, of course, Brayan takes most of the income (Yes, the money  you give her for what you think is rent too).

Adilene had a small surgery and she is recovering still, so she has to take some time off, she is half recovered tho, so soon enough you will be able to book her again.

Irais will have to take some time off too but she will take surgery to make some upgrades, will have to wait for the surprise.

Some weird stuff is happening, or at least that’s what one of the Musas told, thing is that a couple of posts away we shared about using the Ouija, and well, a Musa did, and then another Musa just didn’t want the Ouija board there she threw that thing; and now claims that the board is back to the box were it was before in the room. Explanation? Drunk, dreaming or just too much 420. This one I don’t believe.

Some other ladies have the believing of the Santa Muerte. Still can’t decide, is this a religion? A cult? Just a Saint? What is this believing?  Death is called by feminine names like “Blanquita” or “White girl” among many others. The believing of Death doing miracles is now very common in Mexican traditions now, remember Death is something with so much presence in Mexican culture, the day of the dead, for example, is a celebration related to the Death we already talked in past posts.

They build a small altar (in most cases) and offer what they want to the statue/image of the Death, from money, candy, cigars, alcohol, food, flowers in any proportion they want/can. In exchange for the offerings, as gratitude she will help you with any wish you want. You can also ask something from her even if you don’t have something to offer,  and promise her you will give something back after, but you have to keep your promise or she will get angry, as she is kind but you don’t want to see her angry, she will take all her help from you and she will scare you.

Tattoos, rings and other jewelry are used with the image of the Death and a symbol of believing in her and being protected everywhere you go.

Many stories can be told, some of the girls claim they ask the Death for work and they suddenly get a call 5 minutes later for a date. What do you think about this practice?

For now lets just respect the practices. Nice week!

We bustle left, we bustle right

Past weeks have been a bit crazy, with some comebacks, some goodbyes and some came and go again, and some came, said good bye, came again and now they gonna stay permanently.

Now, some girls returned for just a day or two because they wanted to get some money to go on vacations for what we call “semana santa”, catholic tradition but they only religious these weeks and the rest they are naughty ladies. Other girls are already now on vacation and will be back in the next days.

And no, “Semana Santa” has nothing to do with Santa Claus, someone already asked, really guys, you scare me sometimes.

A tradition for catholic “semana santa? is to practice fasting for 6 Fridays and also don’t eat meat, as this would represent Jesus body and have to honor the day he died.

Many came for company and the ladies were out of town or busy so had a hard time getting to all of you, man you guys unleashed the wolves and we collapsed, this never happened before so hard. Had to reorganize so we will be in better conditions from now on.

A tip for those who had trouble with calls, tip the staff at your hotel or the taxy to make a call and help you communicate, Wifi often sucks and have trouble communicating via WhatsApp and e-mails come in late, WhatsApp calls are not recommended because the app makes the call but it doesn’t inform you it doesn’t go thru, it just rings normally but it doesn’t mean the call was made, man you can even do that without any internet Wifi or data, move on from WhatsApp calls.

What will not change is Sundays, many take Sunday off because of family days, they keep this escort job a secret, they have to tell everyone they work at any other job, and any other job in Mexico take Sunday off, so family, boyfriends/Brayans/ATM wannabe boyfriends visit them on Sundays, nannies don’t work Sundays so they don’t have anyone to leave their sons. Basically, if you want to leave a Musa for last option on Sunday of course you will be disappointed, they can’t make an exception, they don’t want to get busted.

Forum had some interesting comments this past weeks, decided to let that go on for some time because many didn’t believe there were trolls trying to make their “evil plan” using reviews and comments, they even do their homework studying other guys reviews. They don’t just trashtalk about this agency now but also they trashtalk about the people in the forum. Come on, we know not all can like us but hating is just a waste of time and energy. Yeah, some are already there again, so we can just expect this to happen again, probably.

We, on the other hand, need and have focused in other stuff to make things better, this last weeks showed us how can we can get caught up by the tornado, so when this happens we know we have to do something with ourselves, not to others.

Our formula has always been the same, and already said it before too: Keep the good girls, and just let go the bad ones. And what results does this give? A vast majority of good reviews, and I say majority because it is true no one can only have good reviews and comments.

We have a small 5 star system now in all the profiles, you can vote for them.

The polls also have been there and the participation wasn’t small at all, so we now that people liking the Musas is a real fact. So don’t hate, express your opinion, but neither the people in the forum nor us try to change anyone into liking us, so don’t try to get people into hating us

New video material for some of the girls. Great material.

Some ladies are having trouble on Holidays because family are visiting them and Brayans have vacations from work, so get a plan B. Valery, Nova, Kitzia, Jaylee, Helena and Estrella could have trouble with this, so get a plan B if you plan to book one of them.

Most reliable ones? Red Velvet, Alanna, Zinahi, Alina, Svanna, Zoe. You won’t need anything once their availability has been confirmed. There are others, of course, but they have a big fan base so booking them could be hard.

This is the only new point I have to bring, because already explained, many times, why is useless asking:

When is she available?

Do they go to Cascadas?

Do they cross the border?

Will she love me someday?

Is HK a good place to find a wife?

BTW, MaxD this song is for you:


Red Velvet wanted to have some nice dinner for her birthday, she had her wish.

She will be doing threesomes and foursomes with Arianna, Alanna and Svanna now, in any combination. She has been a new revelation, and is very committed with her job along with her friends, she earned it.

Some of the girls enjoyed the Snyder Cut, some don’t admit it but they like super hero movies, if you want to bring a Batman shirt give it to Melissa, Alina, Zinahi or Adilene, some still can’t forgive Jared Letto’s Joker. I say Zack helped him a lot but that’s still no character for him.

So, hit up your messages more than one time in case they get lost, hopefully everything gets better with all the vaccines comming and this Corona crap is over soon. Recently “new” border restrictions were announced, but this was only for the South Border with Guatemala. The border we all cross, US to Mexico will be the same, just keep saying you are going to the dentist and have your passport ready lol.

Nice week to all.