What I like most about you is your girlfriend

I am really sorry, but I have not been around as much as I want. I’ve had problems with my 3 year old iPhone, which finally started to run out of juice, freeze, and run very slow. A few years ago, I would have bought the latest iPhone model (iPhone XS), and I would have easily migrated my information. The days when I could afford the flagship version are long gone. I don’t know what is happening to cellphone manufacturers, the price of a top of the line phone nowadays is almost twice the price that the original, groundbreaking iPhone had. In the end, I had no option but to buy a mid range Android phone. Coming from the iPhone ecosystem, the transition was anything but smooth It’s not that I’m technologically impaired. I’m lazy to learn how to use a new device. At least I can say now that the nightmare is over.

As you guys have probably noticed, Arabella and Honey came back very briefly, and then they disappeared again. Arabella is supposed to return in a couple of weeks, but that is not 100% sure. If you are waiting for her, don’t hold your breath. I certainly hope she returns, but if she does, she will only work 2 hours from Monday to Friday, which I suppose is better than nothing. Honey said this time she quit for good, but you never know with these girls. Don’t hold your breath waiting for her either, and enjoy the available Musas, we have plenty of legends working for us at the moment, and they can leave any given day. There’s nothing I hate more than deactivating a girl’s profile and instantly receiving dozens of requests from guys who want to meet them, now that they are gone. The few lucky souls who got to see girls like Nadia, will surely have something nice to remember all their lives, because they acted fast. In any case, Arabella is a true Rockstar. As soon as I posted about her brief return in the forum, she was completely booked in a matter of minutes. I will keep my fingers crossed and hope she really comes back.

Speaking of superstars, we have several on the rise. Luna has captivated a lot of customers with her amazing service. Misty, Ella, Gabriella and Helena are on high demand, too bad they cannot meet all the requests they get. They have limited schedules. Adilene and Revel, for some reason, are on the heavy rotation list at this point. And then we have our all-star lineup who consistently make our clients happy: Melissa, Ashley, Brandy, Michelle, Victoria, etc. In addition to that, there are also girls who belong to a third group, and simply pass by the opportunity to shine more, because their lives are filled with Brayans, binge partying, and lots of beauty sleep. I won’t say their names, only their initials:
ZULMA, ANGIE, AZUL, SAYELI, IVANA, GISELLE
Oops..

The Musas are starting to come back from their Easter vacations, and new girls want to join us every week, which is a blessing for us, because for the last 2 weeks most of the girls have been out of town, enjoying life (which is something I haven’t done in decades), and I feel truly happy for them, but not for the guys who missed their only chance a year to see their favorite Musas. Thanks for your patience and for putting up with us these last weeks, but that’s the way things are. The Musas are young and beautiful, they have their whole lives ahead of them, and they want to party. I don’t see anything wrong with that!

As you have probably noticed, our website and the forum run faster and smoother. That’s because we migrated to our own server. The old shared server could not meet our bandwidth requirements, so we had to take care of that. Those are the problems I love to have; it probably means we are on the right path.

It still seems that there are several people who still don’t understand that the forum was made exclusively for our agency’s promotion. People who like our agency and the Musas, are welcome to join and contribute. Can you be honest in our forum, and post something you didn’t like about your most recent encounter? Indeed! But only if it really happened. BS posts and vague negative comments to attack the Musas will be immediately deleted. Am I, as somebody posted, the Soup Nazi? Not at all, but there are certain things I won’t tolerate in our forum. Lies, bullshit, insults, fake reports, racist and misogynist remarks will get you banned. Our forum, as I have said dozens of times, is not for everyone. It’s only intended for Musas fans. We don’t haters who subtly but consistently post nasty shit. Thank you!

I was reading that Mexico has deported over 300,000 migrants, which is more people than I can imagine. Apparently, the president of Mexico is really taking seriously Mr. Trump’s threats to close the border, and that’s a good thing! I feel sorry for all those people, but I feel even more sorry for all the Mexicans who live in poverty, so I am real happy that the president of Mexico finally changed his rhetoric of “everyone is welcome to Mexico, amigos”. I was shocked to hear there are people from 30 different nationalities staying in shelters in the southern Mexico border town of Tapachula. The gateway door to enter Mexico looks like it belongs in a henhouse. Seems we will have to build our own wall over there, or else we will be flooded with people and the s**t will hit the fan sooner than later. In the meantime, everything’s business as usual in TJ. Let’s hope it stays this way until the end of days.

OK I’m off to watch last weekend’s episode of “Game of Thrones” for the third time, and find out if I missed something.

Take care!

David

Born to be wild

We’ve certainly had a rough week. Turns out I declined to pay our renewal fee for the company that ran our script, because I did not recognize the charge,  and all hell broke loose. For starters, these people simply banned our account, without even trying to clarify what the problem was. In second place, and due to the geographical region where this company resides, I was unable to contact them until the following day. That really pissed me off, but I tried to keep my cool. When I finally got a hold of them, they said they would not reactivate us until I reversed the chargeback, without offering for any kind of alternative solution (such as a deposit, and temporary activation until I clarified things with the bank) . That was the straw that broke the glass, and I decided to send them to hell. Luckily, I had been preparing for the worst, and I had our own script installed on a different server, ready to run. Their loss, not ours.

After several tense discussions with Victor, who is great at graphic design but not so much at understanding how hosts, domains, script languages, name servers and propagation work, we decided to keep our own script and start all over again with a bare bones script. Kudos to Victor for his great work dollying up the site. I am happy to say our new home looks fantastic! And from now on, if our site goes down, we will be the ones to blame, not some other assholes. Thanks to each and every one of you (Victor, our beloved Musas and our loyal customers), for putting up with this bullshit. I am really excited because in the end, we came up with something better than what we previously had, and for the first time since we started, the site looks and feels really professional.  As Rocky Balboa said: “It’s about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward”. In the end, what doesn’t kill us makes us stronger.

That being said, this week several new girls decided to join, and others decided to return. The three hottest girls who joined are Sayeli, Kaylani and Ariel, who is already the new reigning star (after Arabella, of course, who is our all time most successful Musa ever).

Speaking of returns, our second most successful Musa ever (Tokio, aka Kassandra), is also back. She has turned into an exquisite woman, I don’t know what the heck happened to her, but I think she is at her best moment. If you want to meet the legend, act now. She won’t last long.

Another return we welcome with open arms is Brisa. She just needs to be more consistent to be in the Musas Hall of Fame, which is a section I plan to make in our new website. Same goes for Deborah and her brand new D cup enhancements. I had the privilege of having her for a new pictures session, and  she looks absolutely stunning.  In spite of her looks, she is a cool, down to earth girl. Don’t miss her!

Elena is a sweet girl. Thin and brown skinned, shapely body and eager to work. And this week another beauty is supposed to join us. Rose. I hope I don’t jinx her incorporation to Musas for having mentioned this.

Last but not least, the odd couple (Delight and Alexis) are back together, after 3 years of being apart. They are still young (21) and are eager to do threesomes. They can also work with Tokio, in case you are interested in a foursome or any combination between those 3.

I hate to say this again, but I think we have our best lineup ever. I think I said that a few months ago. I feel sorry for the numerous haters we have. We are here to stay.

I’m off to sleep now.

Ta-ta!